calamity jane

What Were You Doing Last Night at 9:24?

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Calamity Jane

We move across the continent in 21 days, My Man is completely immersed in finals, and I am suffering from some kind of severe back problem. Considering the circumstances, what do you think I was doing last night? Packing boxes? Resting the shooting pains in my back after a 14 hour day of full time parenting? Watching stupid movies with My Man in attempt to escape our workload? Sleeping?

No. I was canning strawberry jam. Is this a symptom of something more serious? Inability to travel without carefully packed jars of preserved local bounty? When we moved here from Alaska I flew with 70 pounds of frozen wild game and fish, packed into two enormous coolers, and I sent 5 boxes of home canned smoked salmon through the mail to meet us.

I will not return empty handed. Or empty jarred.

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9 responses to “What Were You Doing Last Night at 9:24?”

  1. Julie Avatar
    Julie

    Be sure to have the Man stop by on his way north to get more canned stuff if the wagon’s not completely packed.

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  2. emily Avatar
    emily

    you are a lunatic. but i completely understand your lunacy (and admire it).

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  3. 6512 and growing Avatar
    6512 and growing

    During the few times we’ve left home (4 months when son was hospitalized as infant, 1 year for same son’s health) half of our load was frozen elk meat and canned jams and salsas.

    I completely understand.

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  4. Eileen Avatar
    Eileen

    If I were in your situation, with local berries cheap & abundant and a move back to a severe northern climate on the horizon, I’d totally be seeing what I could preserve to bring with me. It makes complete sense, even with exhaustion &etc in mind.

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  5. andrea Avatar
    andrea

    totally crazy. i recommend muscle relaxants instead.

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  6. Kelly Avatar
    Kelly

    May your travels be safe and your packing sound – my tip (from sticky personal experience) don’t pack jam jars in the same bag as your undies.

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  7. Becky Avatar
    Becky

    We all procrastinate in different ways. I think strawberry jam is a most excellent form.

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  8. Kirsten Avatar
    Kirsten

    What Emily said, LOL.

    Though not packing jam jars with your undies also sounds like excellent advice! :)

    Hope your back gets better quickly – packing is a bitch anyway, you don’t need a back problem on top of that!

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  9. Leigh @ Toasted Avatar
    Leigh @ Toasted

    I understand.
    Fortifying your soul for the upheaval ahead is a good idea.
    Just make sure you don’t get so wrecked/behind you’ll come to hate said jam because it reminds you of a bad, bad time (that is, preserve, rest, pack, … repeat…)
    Love to you.

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